weapon of math instruction

something used to teach math.

protractor, pencil, compass....

all these are weapons of math instruction

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Lethal Weapon Cigarette

A totally crumpled, but still smokable cigarette, usually caused by sitting on it. This comes from a scene out of the Lethal Weapon film where Mel Gibson has fallen off a bridge and wants to smoke a cigarette to beat the unbearable pain.

"Oh dammit, you sat on my pack of cigarettes, now I have a Lethal Weapon cigarette"

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assault with a friendly weapon

another way of saying rape

check out surprise sex

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Weapons of Math Instruction

Your basic tools for teaching math: Protractor, ruler, compass, etc.

They forced the man off the plane because he said he was carrying weapons of math instruction.

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weapon of mass distraction

Attractive woman who turns all heads and distract people by just being being there.

Priya is so pretty, she is a weapon of mass distraction.

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weapons of mass distraction

Something that distracts large numbers of people from thinking about important issues.

For a few hours at least today, the heat will be off George W Bush as America switches focus from Baghdad to the Super Bowl. Maybe the Super Bowl will be the weapon of mass distraction that Bush has been praying for.

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Weaponized Assault penguins

A war penguin that will shit all over you if agitated

"James fought three weaponized Assault penguins and they found his body covered in poop.

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