Mask Wearing Syndrome

When people continually wear a face mask daily long after the coronavirus pandemic has been contained—when mask withdrawal causes them psychological pain rather than physical gain.

Guesstimate how many people worldwide suffer from mask wearing syndrome, who need to seek treatment for their withdrawal symptoms.

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National wear black day

On December 5th is when you wear all black.

Hey did you know it’s national wear black day?

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sandal-wearing goldfish tenders

The term used by Mr Burns's grandfather to describe the Japanese in the season four episode of 'The Simpsons': 'Last Exit to Springfield'

The Japanese! Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders!

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Wearing the number 2 headband

Reference to Afro-Samurai, the popular Anime starring Samuel L. Jackson (voice) as the title character.

In a futuristic yet feudal Japan, it is said that the one who wields the Number 1 headband is the fiercest fighter in the world and shall possess godlike powers. The only way to obtain the Number 1 headband is to challenge and defeat him in combat. However, only the Number 2 can challenge the Number 1, while anyone can challenge the Number 2, which causes a constant struggle for the Number 2 headband.

This is used when it seems like EVERYONE has a bone to pick with you in a given day

dude, my girlfriends pissed at me, my roommate's on my case, my co-workers left me with a pile of work and my boss says im on thin ice -- I must be wearing the number 2 headband

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wear out your welcome

When some who doesn't have a place to stay, lives with you for three weeks and then floods your apartment.

Hey Travis, I know you do not have a place to stay and you been here for three weeks but you just flooded my apartment. You just showed me what "wear out your welcome" means so GET OUT!!!!

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wear the hat

having sex with someone

I want to wear the hat with that guy.

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wear you like a necklace

when taylor swift eats your pussy and writes a song about

person a: listened to t swifts songs, and one lyric went like wear you like a necklace, umm okay
person b: i want taylor swift to wear me like a necklace
person a: stupid horny fruity gay dumb bitch

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