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Dead Whaling started in San Antonio, Texas, and has been compared to a spastic version of Planking or The Worm. To successfully do the Dead Whale, one must lay down on their stomach with their hands by their sides and begin a series of spastic seizure-like motions using the chest to gain lift.
Concerned Citizen: "OMG! Is that boy having a seizure!?"
Person Filming: "No you moron, he's doing the Dead Whale!"
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Whaling is when you go out looking to get some from a fat chick, ya know, more cushion for the pushin'.
Hommie #1-"Bro, I love me some fat chicks, I think I'm gonna go whaling."
Hommie #2-"Bro, your sick! I didn't bring my beer goggles."
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This phrase stems from the film "Anchorman". During the seen where Ron is giving his new co-worker a tour of San Diego, he tells her that the city's name means "A Whale's Vagina" in German. This was such an obsurd suggestion that things to this level of proposterousness are therefore refered to as "Whale's Vagina"
Resident Advisor: There will be 24 hour quiet hours this week.
First Year Student: Ma'am, that's whale's vagina!
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in the middle of sex, a man takes an axe a cuts the girls arm off. the girl then takes the arm and shoves it up the mans ass, giving him pink sock and killing him. then she proceeds to jack him off, lather herself in cum, then cut him up and make a salad with his body parts, shit, and mayonaisse. she then goes to her neighbors house, puts on a strap on, turn on discovery channel to orca whale special, and fucks him, then pink socks him and herself with the arm.
"Hey Carol, i am going to be late or maybe even miss swim practice because i promised Dave and the Betruses next door that i will perform an orca whale on them.
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An orca(killer) whale, that is insanely chilled out or calm.
"Dude, did you just see that killer whale, he was loungin' and a sea lion swam right past him"
"that's no killer whale, thats a CHILLER WHALE"
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A vagina that is so loose and wide it appears to have been fucked by a whale.
I heard Jessica has a whale pussy after having a four-way with those black guys.
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A show on Animal Planet, in which incompetent hippies attempt to stop Japanese whalers from doing their jobs. However, by doing so these worthless tree huggers only make fools of themselves.
While watching Whale Wars the other day, Matt and Kevin realized how much they hate Peter Hammarstedt. Unfortunately, he's a main character on Whale Wars.
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