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A guy that comments on white guys from Omaha that wear Fubu and listen to Ice Cube records and act like they are from Compton in his songs, but doesn't comment on black people (especially females that wear cheerleading uniforms) from Omaha or somewhere like Omaha that act like they're from Compton. He must not want to lose his audience, so he targets just one group to pick on (which shows little imagination no matter if the group looks like you or different than you).
Dexter Holland is a guy that compensates for a lack of imagination and an Orange county detached, decentralized state of mind by picking on people he thinks is weaker than him (like white teenagers that wear Fubu from Orange county).
A guy from Orange County that makes fun of kids from somewhere like Omaha for wearing Fubu or listening to rap music, but has dreadlocks in his own hair.
I was one of those kids that thought Dexter Holland wrote the song Pretty Fly for a white guy about himself until recently. He just seems like a poser who tries to make fun of posers in real life, even if you would think he was a badass from his lyrics.
Before he made Pretty Fly for a white guy, he made Come Out and Play, which must be about his extensive experience with life on the mean streets of the same Compton he's trying to make fun of other white guys for when they dress up in Fubu and shit like that.
Dexter Holland is a poser trying to call somebody else a poser.
Instead of making an original song, Dexter Holland makes one about white guys who wear Fubu. What about a song about a white guy that watches anime all the time and has a haircut from the video game street fighter, and always poses as an Asian kid. Or a song about a white guy that poses as a Mexican kid. Even more rare would be a song about a white guy that thinks he's an Eskimo.
Dexter Holland was talking about shit everybody talked about in his song, kind of like posers who wear Fubu because other people wear it.
A white guy that thinks there are no posers from Compton because he's from Orange County and has a false sense of love and respect for anybody from Compton or South Central LA since Compton and South Central LA are not far from Orange County.
Dexter Holland is full of shit talking about other people being posers.
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Matthew wasted no time pulling away and instead of cumming into Tom's hand, fucked him and squirted inside him. Tom moaned loudly that guys from other dorms heard it, launching into a large orgasm. He was panting when he'd finished, the sweat dripping off of his lean body. Matt smiled, beginning to pound him again, causing Tom to bite his shoulder so hard Matt yelled out in pain and ecstasy. After their wonderful sex, they both showered, wore their pyjamas and cuddled on the sofa watching a random movie until they both fell asleep. Lovely tom holland gay.