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When a guy ejaculates onto a table, sprinkles cocaine over it and then the girl snorts it.
You know how I love cock and coke? Let’s do the wet winter!
When you get a girl into bed but are too scared to make a move and end up sleeping in your clothes and on some occasions even keeping your winter coat on.
Roomate 1: did you smash last night?
Roomate 2: Na i got scared and winter coated it again.
Roomate 1:Bro, she's gonna think your gay.
slightly out of shape, not as tan and you would like to be and hair gone darker
not happy already setting goals for the perfect bod for summer.
girl one: summer is coming i need to get back to my bikini body
girl 2 : hit the gym to the rid og our winter bodys ?
Girl 3: after this episode lol
A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.
Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.
Waifu Winter is the time of the year when winter strikes and your Waifu is required to wear and cute outfit winter themed
Waifu Winter starts December 3rd
A very special girl who is always genuine and nice to everyone. She is picky with the boys she talks to. Jade always wants to have fun and should let Logan have a chance hah
Jade Winters is hot
(noun) A newcomer to a mountain village who buys or rents a property, but who is perceived by the community as being too 'soft' or fragile to remain after struggling through his first, tough, winter season there.
Everyone marked me as "winter kill." They understood mountain life, took one look at me and figured I'd be gone after my first winter.