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using a huge amount of toilet paper to wipe your ass after taking a huge runny shit
Justin comes out of the bathroom a proceeds to say it was a 70 wipes
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Used by people experiencing irritable rectal itch (skin irritation in the anus & surrounding area), a wipe scratch is used as a method of relieving the itch. The subject simply takes a handful of wadded (or neatly folded depending on perference) toilet paper and violently wipes the irritated area. The motion is usually done front to back although back to front is certainly acceptable as a means of equal relief. Often times the method of scratching is said to create blood, which may be caused by already existing gashes in the anus, which could be from hard stools. The method is becoming increasingly popular as a means of anus scratching as scratching with bare fingers is both unsanitary as well as dangereous.
"Please excuse me, I suddenly feel the need to wipe scratch, I'll be right back"
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To call a person that they are worth nothing, and that you would wipe your anal with them
THEM : Haha! Suck this, I got a new xPhone
YOU : Shut up you anal wipe, get some friends.
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When you wipe your ass and get all the shit in one try. You just snipe that shit like pew pew.
Guy 1 "yo i just snipe wiped!"
Guy 2 "man, you got all that shit in one go, damn"
Guy 1"you know how i fucking roll"
*they then go and smoke some meth or sumshit*
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smelly dick napkin. Men use this when they wipe the cum off their puny chubby chode. Also used as an insult when someone is being an asshole.
"Ew, did you just use your chode wipe?"
"Oh, yea don't you?"
"Nah, Man i dont have a chode."
Exp 2.
"WHAT A CHODE WIPE."
"Ha, i know he should grow a pair."
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The effect of taking an ecstasy pill or MDMA
“Im so wiped out”
“Yeah mate, that MDMA blew my head off”
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A girl who has hooked up with the entire squad.
Mark:
Should I date Marissa?
Frank: Not a chance dude, she belongs to the streets. She has already squad wiped us.
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