A joke most people use for having a boner, either in school to avoid detection by teachers or parents.
Person 1: I cant seem to get a woody on when I see her.
Person 2: Maybe you have erectile woody then.
1. An erect penis
2. Slang for the city of Woodstock
3. A creepy, pedophilic, homosexual cowboy, typically found in children's bedrooms
That little boy from Woody just gave Woody a huge woody
a cool wood character named woody he first appeared in bfdi 1a that got kicked by blocky a lot he is a very cool character
blocky:woody its time to get kicked
woody:WAH WAH
blocky:bye woody
woody:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A well known challenge in West Yorkshire to stay awake for 4 days then sleep for 22hours straight. Only rule must wear £3 clothes
I feel brilliant I managed a woody
Guy with a big wood who makes occasional errors around the nightclub whores.
“Who the hell is Woody chatting up at the bar?”
“Some slut who secretly has a buff boyfriend”
“Oh shit.”