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the fuck you say to me you little shit

Ninja when he is called a fagot by a kid on h1z1 and goes all out

Kid: aw fuck you fagot
Ninja: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by Blqckout April 26, 2019

41πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Can you hear me now?

No, no I can't.

Guy 1: Can you hear me now?
Guy 2: No, no I can't.

by Disturbed_dream January 5, 2009

49πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


You got me trippin on everythang

you got me stirred up or "trippin" on everything. basically you have someones mind screwed up.

1. How bout that trick wanna fight me
2. TWERD?
1. yahh i dnt know what imma do
2. Dawg you got me trippin on everythang about this chick... Who is she we gone get her

by bossman229 March 16, 2009

36πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Can you hear me now?

The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.

1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#

2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 5, 2009

24πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


you got me fucked up

when you walk into work and everything’s in shambles because it’s busy.

oh hell no β€œyou got me fucked up” i’m going the fuck home.

by hairypotato78 August 17, 2019

40πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Are you down with me?

Are you down for sex?

Him: "Come over. Are you down with me?"
Her: "Of course. I'll be there in 5"

by Karina Saralina April 12, 2007

32πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


You got me fucked up

Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"

- Hey, Jim, I think we've taken the wrong road again.
Jim: You got me fucked up. Not again.

by landekar March 9, 2019

55πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž