Ninja when he is called a fagot by a kid on h1z1 and goes all out
Kid: aw fuck you fagot
Ninja: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
41π 11π
No, no I can't.
Guy 1: Can you hear me now?
Guy 2: No, no I can't.
49π 29π
you got me stirred up or "trippin" on everything. basically you have someones mind screwed up.
1. How bout that trick wanna fight me
2. TWERD?
1. yahh i dnt know what imma do
2. Dawg you got me trippin on everythang about this chick... Who is she we gone get her
36π 21π
The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.
1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#
2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!
24π 14π
when you walk into work and everythingβs in shambles because itβs busy.
oh hell no βyou got me fucked upβ iβm going the fuck home.
40π 27π
Him: "Come over. Are you down with me?"
Her: "Of course. I'll be there in 5"
32π 52π
Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"
- Hey, Jim, I think we've taken the wrong road again.
Jim: You got me fucked up. Not again.
55π 46π