The most handsome human on earth and girls fall for him SO easily and love his 17-19 inch dick.
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A THICC purple and green Dino. He is obsessed with harassing and doing much more to underage children.
Barney the Dino is not good with children.
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A frequent patron at Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons. He is the human embodiment of a major societal woe, alcoholism. Barney is broke, lives in squalor, and no one takes him seriously. He is a good singer, a talented actor, and a successful businessman. He is more talented then Homer Simpson.
Barney Gumble: Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.
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To end up so drunk you seem like your imitating Barney Gumble from the Simpsons.
Bob "wanna hit the town for a few tonight?"
Dave " Yeah lets get completely Barney Gumbled!"
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Barney cult is bad bitch club where swag people thrive dilfs are encouraged to join
Dilfβwhat is Barney cultβ
Bad bitchβBarney cult is β very swag group you should joinβ
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When a female has contracted the Blue Waffle has her period, and the combination of fluids mix to create a thick, lumpy, purple cocktail.
"Grandma always has some Barney Juice in the fridge, but I can never find it to buy from the supermarket; I wonder how she gets it.."
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Barneys are known for their kick-assery. Will smoke you under the table and drink you over the mountain! They are not well known for their need to entertain peoples conversations, or pokes to the chest. If you come come across a Barney, watch out. You might have a good time!
That Barney Conner is a real badass. I heard he does "real nigga shit".
That Barney Conner is hung like a well rope!
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