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A cable bake is a traditional get-together held by audio professionals where cables are laid out in the sun to remove their kinks and ensure correct wraping. It is a cause for community celebration and togetherness, typically involving potluck style food, merriment, and drinking adult beverages.
My buddy is hosting a cable bake tonight, let's bring some food and make a party out of it.
Jumper Cables is a game where participants, typically standing in a circle, use a pairs of jumper cables to beat one another until only one participant is left standing.
Hey bro! You wanna play jumper cables?
Typically a man/ he/him
Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail
Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.
Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!
Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
A Cable Technician is a human that smells like ass and is covered in asbestos!
A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.
Mate A: Don't plug that one in.
Mate B: Why?
Mate A: It's a Jesus cable, you'll die if you do.