german shepherd

This is an awesome breed of dog, and despite what other definitions will say, the definately can surpass 90 pounds, as I have two that are 110, and 115 lbs.

My German shepherd will kick your ass

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Zee Germans

Typically used to poke fun at what someone said or did, to show that it is stupid.

First two examples are quotes from the movie "Snatch"

"What's a gun doing in your trousers?" "It's for protection." "Protection from what? Zee Germans?"

"Then what happens to the rabbit?" "Well, it gets fucked." "Proper fucked?" "Yeah, before Zee Germans get here."

'What's with all the locks? Afraid Zee Germans are going to rob you?'

'So did you get to play?' 'No, Zee Germans did.'

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German Kiss

A French kiss with more oomph; a more imperialistic version of the French kiss.

From the trailer of the movie Arthur (2011) - In one scene Garner, who plays wealthy heiress Susan Johnson, arrives at Arthur's home and greets him with a big kiss.

'What was that,' says Brand's character, to which Garner replies: 'A French kiss.'

Brand retorts: 'Really because the French Always surrender, that was decidedly German.'

(German Kiss)

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German Porn

A game of sexual noises akin to a retro German porn moovie (jaa).
To pass the orgasm round players accompany an "oooooh" with a horizontal fist motion in the direction of passing. To change direction a "jaaa" accompanied by a triumphant vertical fist movement downwards. To skip a player you say "Das ist gut". "Up die pooper" is used whilst pointing to nominate a random player in the circle.This can be used 3 times. Nominated players can either take it and continue with "ooooh" or they can refuse with a "nein!" and a wag of the finger. If refused 3 times the original player must continue with a different action. Finally, if a player shouts "Sheisse in mein Mund!" the adjacent players must shout "Wunderbar!" and triumphanty throw their hands in the air. If a player at any point gets the action/ sound wrong or is too slow, they must consume.

Player 1: Ooooh (<----)
Player 2: Oooooh (<-----)
Player 3: Ooooh (<-----)
Player 4: Jaaaa! (---->)
Player 3: Das ist gut! (-- ->)

Player 1: Oooh! (----->)
Player 4: Up die pooper (to player 2)
Player 2: Nein...
Player 4: Sheisse in mein Mund!
Players 1 & 3: Wunderbar!!
That's german porn!

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german toboggan

Your doing a girl in the butt, You knock her out, then ride her down the stairs, while she is knocked out with your dick in her butt.

bro, i was doing this girl in the snow and then i knocked her out and rode that german toboggan all night.

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German whip

An expensive car made in Germany.
You may hear some chavs say 'Man got a German whip' when in actual fact they have a shitty second hand VW.

Chav 1: 'Hey that bloke up the road has fly German whip'

Chav 2: 'Wheres the hype on my German Whip?'

Chav 1 'Shut up, all you got is a Peugeot'

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German Shrapnel

When you take a shit and the crap, which is runny and chunky, hits the water and splashes up covering your ass.

"shit.... I just dropped some German Shrapnel in there!"

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