Star Player

A term coined by comedian Kat Williams. Defined as the best most confident version of oneself; one who makes things happen.

"You must be in tune with your star player or your star fucking player."

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thots and players

2019 version of “thoughts and prayers”.

“Thots and players” are what millennials give to gawd, and hoes we don’t like much.

Her: “I’m dating your ex now.”

Me: “Well...thots and players, bish.

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LoL Player

you niggas dont take a shower.
only go outside for food
u a 900 pound gorilla and u still bronze sorry you lack social life.
anyway go fuck ur self.

that nigga a lol player
ha what a nigger

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CD Player

1. An electronic device used to play compact discs.
2. An endangered species of electronics that will soon be wiped out by the evil mp3 poachers.
3. The preferred musical player of real hardXkore kids, indie kids, and metalheads.

"The mp3 poachers are raping our CD land! They are putting out shitty, low-quality music to appeal to the iPod generation! Dedicated music fans are being gunned down in the streets by scene whores! They know not the joy of owning a CD. They know not the joy of having a respectably high-quality piece of music ringing through your ears. If an mp3 whore approaches you, do not fear! Hold your CD player high and deliver a coup de grâce to the mother fucker's head! Unleash thy 5-inch-compapct-disk-of-fury! YOU ARE THE LIZARD KING!"

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Valorant player

Valorant players are just a bunch of fat ass people who sits all day infront of the screen and they rarely leave their room to eat or to take a shower

Look at him is a valorant player, probably showered a week ago

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I'm A Player

A great song from Oakland Rapper Too $hort.

It describes the life of many people out there.

You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain with no marriage and a wedding ring,
I be a player fo life so wheres my wife,
Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
cause she must be smokin and Im not jokin
Too short baby comin straight from oakland,
Got way mo bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,

"Cause I'm a player..." Too Short

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flex player

a person who does not have a fixed role in a team, and is versatile enough to switch roles at a moment's notice and still fulfil their new role with sufficient proficiency. they are also known as generalists, and can help balance a team to reduce their weaknesses or vulnerability, particularly if an enemy team is exploiting said weakness.

contrast this with a 'normal' person, who will lock into and serve a static role throughout the team's existence.

it is commonly used in sports, and gained popularity in the realm of eSports, where class-based games provide an explicit benefit for designating flex players to allow their team to adapt. two concepts of flex players arise:

1) in games where classes* are locked in at the start of the match, such as MOBAs (DOTA, League), flex players often choose classes that are known as 'flex picks' in their communities - classes that are inherently versatile enough to be able to switch roles on their own.

2) in games where classes* can be changed at the start of a new round or mid-match, such as FPSes (Rainbow Six: Siege & Valorant or Overwatch & Team Fortress 2, respectively), flex players can either choose 'flex picks' (explained above), or will change classes throughout the match as the needs of their team evolve.

*see also (game-specific terms): heroes, champions, operators, agents, heroes (yes, again), mercenaries

#1)
jungler: 'im getting focused down, my lane needs help'
flex player: 'alright, ill flex over to that lane right now'

#2:
teammate: 'our map control is too weak and the enemy team is exploiting that by rushing us down each round.'
flex player: 'got it, let me switch to an area denial class next round.'