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To fart so much in one day or between changing of underwear (without starting) that a thin tarry black film of shitty residue is president on ones underwear.
Damn bro that Mexican food was a mistake I got a cigarette filter
When you gape someone's asshole and place a lit a cigarette in the void.
Oh, Bruno loves it when his buddy Calvin gives him a portuguese cigarette
I caught my son Timmy smoking skunk cigarettes!
When a person's upper lip is so thin it simply cannot be seen whilst inhaling a cigarette.
Omg. Sara’s lips are so thin. She totally has a cigarette lip.
A amazing Japanese rock band that originated in Nara of 2010. They’re top hit is Kyourun Hey Kids! Being the second OP in the anime Noragami. They also have done many other anime openings like Revisions and Scarlet Nexus ( seasons 1 and 2). You should 100% check out their music bc they are amazing. The lead singer is Yamanaka Takuya, bassist/ chorus Akirakani Akira, guitarist Suzuki Shigenobu, and drummer Nakanishi Masaya.
Person 1: have you heard of The Oral Cigarettes?
Person 2: Yes! I love them a lot because they are a cool band with amazing lyrics and composition of each song and they like to spice it up a lot with they’re songs. I love the vocalist Takuya Yamanaka, super nice voice to listen to.
Person 1: Oh that’s cool I’ll check them out later!
1.When a girl tugs on a guys member mimicing the motion of pulling the knob on a cigarette machine. A reverse handjob.
Found to be more annoying than pleasurable.
Guy 1. Did you get laid last night by that chick you met up in the club.
Guy 2. No, she wouldn't give it up...she gave me the ole' cigarette machine.
note to girls: Don't do this, a blowjob is much more appreciated.
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Way of calling a person a homosexual. The reason for the name being that, in England, cigarettes are called fags. In America fags are gays. Thus, calling someone a 'London Cigarette' is a great, discreet way of saying somebody that a person is homosexual.
" Hey Marty, see that guy behind the counter?"
"Yea."
"He's a London Cigarette."
(Discreet snickers)
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