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The unfortunate smelly product of receiving oral sex from a smoker.
1: Hey man, I heard you hooked up with that chick from the bar last night.
2: Nah, just a blowie... but she smoked so many camels I got a nasty case of cigarette dick.
When a woman lights a mans pubes on fire and gives him a blowjob
Heather gave me a brazilian cigarette last night
A woman who has sex in exchange for items of negligible value, such as cigarettes or alcohol.
That cigarette pig sucked his dick for a movie ticket.
When a person's upper lip is so thin it simply cannot be seen whilst inhaling a cigarette.
Omg. Sara’s lips are so thin. She totally has a cigarette lip.
A amazing Japanese rock band that originated in Nara of 2010. They’re top hit is Kyourun Hey Kids! Being the second OP in the anime Noragami. They also have done many other anime openings like Revisions and Scarlet Nexus ( seasons 1 and 2). You should 100% check out their music bc they are amazing. The lead singer is Yamanaka Takuya, bassist/ chorus Akirakani Akira, guitarist Suzuki Shigenobu, and drummer Nakanishi Masaya.
Person 1: have you heard of The Oral Cigarettes?
Person 2: Yes! I love them a lot because they are a cool band with amazing lyrics and composition of each song and they like to spice it up a lot with they’re songs. I love the vocalist Takuya Yamanaka, super nice voice to listen to.
Person 1: Oh that’s cool I’ll check them out later!
1.When a girl tugs on a guys member mimicing the motion of pulling the knob on a cigarette machine. A reverse handjob.
Found to be more annoying than pleasurable.
Guy 1. Did you get laid last night by that chick you met up in the club.
Guy 2. No, she wouldn't give it up...she gave me the ole' cigarette machine.
note to girls: Don't do this, a blowjob is much more appreciated.
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Way of calling a person a homosexual. The reason for the name being that, in England, cigarettes are called fags. In America fags are gays. Thus, calling someone a 'London Cigarette' is a great, discreet way of saying somebody that a person is homosexual.
" Hey Marty, see that guy behind the counter?"
"Yea."
"He's a London Cigarette."
(Discreet snickers)
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