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masturbating.
pretty self explainitory. i mean, what else would you call jerking yourself.
"last night i had to bunk with john, it was awful"
"why?"
"he was cooking jamaican all night!"
"huh?"
"He just wouldn't stop jerking his chicken!!"
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Kay Cook is an amazing, kind girl, who's gorgeous, funny, genuine and talented. People hate on her without knowing the truth on what happened between her and Zach Herron from Why Don't We. You don't have to hate on anyone to support someone else. Kay has many songs like Favorite Drug, Thoughts, Love Me, Upgrade and 1952.
Limelight 1: I hate kay
Limelight 2: Kay cook is an angel.
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Cute punk drummer for 70's punk band the Sex Pistols. Also known as "Cookie". Best friends with Steve Jones the guitar player.
Rotten: I don't know the words, haha! Shout out how it starts!
Paul: Roadrunner, roadrunner!...
Rotten: ....going faster miles an hour...
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An overrated actor/comedian who isn't the least bit funny and is known for stealing his jokes from Louis CK. all he ever does is swear a lot and tell all these uninteresting and unfunny stories about his pathetic life, expecting people to laugh. Plus he's a singer, but a very, very bad one.
Dane Cook: Why do they call bananas bananas? Shouldn't they be called FUNanas because theyre fun and they're full of deliciousness? Isn't that like the point of eating a banana? Well that's why I eat a banana now STEP OFF!
Retarded audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That Dane Cook.....
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Australian slang for having a look at something, as did Captain Cook, a British sailor who founded Australia.
Lets have a captain cook over there
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Tim Cook is the current CEO of Apple since August 24, 2011 after Steve Jobs resigned due to health problems. He joined the company on March, 1998.
Tim Cook, CEO of Apple since August 24, 2011
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