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shadow dating

When you’re with a girl for an extended period of time but none of your real friends have ever met or seen her.

Kaleb has been shadow dating a girl for two years. Who the fuck is she?

by SCHLONG DONG 85 November 5, 2021


Expiration Dating

Expiration Dating

ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\

: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date

The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"

The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."

The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."

(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)

by murdadrum January 4, 2014


sim date

an online dating game that proves you need a real relationship.

bob- have you played the new "sim date" game?
anne- omg. you seriously need a real girlfriend

by mypseudonymisasecret November 9, 2009


Exclusively Dating

When stubborn people don't want to say they are dating, but in reality they are.

Mason and Michelle are "exclusively dating", even though they are a couple by now.

by The Gay Boyfriend December 5, 2018


fun date

a date with no long term commitments.
two people who have fun together who wanna hang out who maybe like each other but don't want the pressure.

Disclaimer: make sure both parties are on the same page!!

Is this a fun date or a real date?

Sam: Do you wanna go on a date with me?
Madison: I'll go on a fun date!

by Bettie's Barn April 13, 2018


loosely dating

More than friends but not quite in a relationship so both are still considered single yet are some what together

No we are not really together were just loosely dating

by Loonygoon October 17, 2015


date tax

The time/effort involved in chatting up/entertaining your girlfriends nosy mother/ suspecting father/ pesky younger brother/ sister when you go to her place to pick her up for a date.

Male 1 : Im off buddy. Gotta pick my girlfriend up at 9.00 for our movie tonight.
Male 2 : Wait up dude. its only 7.30. what will you do going so early ?
Male 1 : yea i know. Just making sure i pay the requisite date tax.

by A.I.R March 11, 2010