When you’re with a girl for an extended period of time but none of your real friends have ever met or seen her.
Kaleb has been shadow dating a girl for two years. Who the fuck is she?
Expiration Dating
ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\
: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date
The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"
The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."
The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."
(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)
an online dating game that proves you need a real relationship.
bob- have you played the new "sim date" game?
anne- omg. you seriously need a real girlfriend
When stubborn people don't want to say they are dating, but in reality they are.
Mason and Michelle are "exclusively dating", even though they are a couple by now.
a date with no long term commitments.
two people who have fun together who wanna hang out who maybe like each other but don't want the pressure.
Disclaimer: make sure both parties are on the same page!!
Is this a fun date or a real date?
Sam: Do you wanna go on a date with me?
Madison: I'll go on a fun date!
More than friends but not quite in a relationship so both are still considered single yet are some what together
No we are not really together were just loosely dating
The time/effort involved in chatting up/entertaining your girlfriends nosy mother/ suspecting father/ pesky younger brother/ sister when you go to her place to pick her up for a date.
Male 1 : Im off buddy. Gotta pick my girlfriend up at 9.00 for our movie tonight.
Male 2 : Wait up dude. its only 7.30. what will you do going so early ?
Male 1 : yea i know. Just making sure i pay the requisite date tax.