Green Dildo

On a candlestick chart a large upward trending candle.

Bro, Bitcoin printed a huge green dildo on the hourly chart!

Dildo-BoJack

A volunteer fireman

Those Dildo-BoJack’s have full beards and weight 350 pounds.

Dildo Fingers

A term used to describe someone who is exceptionally talented at fingering women and/or males vagina or butthole to the point of climax of ones orgasim.

Angie: Hey, isn't't that Chad and Jordan?

Shelby: YES!!! I'm getting soooo wet!!

Angie: What!!! Why???

Shelby: Didn't I tell you...? They have dildo fingers!

Angie: Oooo... No-wonder they always say Get Famous!

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Dildo McGee

A computer virus on your computer that causes a dildo to appear on your screen every five minutes and in a raspy voice say, "dildooo mcgeeeeeee".

Bob: Aw man I can't get rid of the dildo mcgee virus its making my mom think I'm watching gay porn.
Ryan: At least you don't have the blumpkin mcgee virus...

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Dragon dildo

A type of dildo that will shred your ass hole into oblivion if you're into that, especially if you have a reptilian fetish.

"That dragon dildo tore up my ass so good." Girl 1
"Can I borrow it for a day?" Man 1

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Dildo Hump

Humper donald duck

Hi Mr. Dildo Hump

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dildo breath

Dildo breath?? A random insult that states that u have been sucking on dildo's all day, and u can smell it from atleast 10 feet away.

O yea, your motha was a hewa.

Can i have a tic taci, I have some serious dildo breath

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