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A term for the collective Poker Club members efforts to poke fun at someone who continually loses at cards and makes additional side bets which cause even more cash losses. Term is closely related to Ham Gravy.
Wow, that new meme highlighting three straight months of losing at cards certainly adds to the Ham Bashing.
Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....
I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.
Ham Slamwiched is a state of drunkenness that is a combination of being hammered and slammed, while having food on your mind or having the drunk munchies. Typically this state is achieved after a night of heavy drinking in which a liquid diet has left your body craving for solid food.
I was so ham slamwiched last night that I ate 3 burritos after going out to the bars.
Female pussy lips (large) also known as beef curtain. A nice set of ham flaps will usually lead to a nice showing of camel toe. Sometimes too much ham flaps will result in some people calling it moose knuckle instead of camel toe. This is incorrect as moose knuckle is the male version of camel toe. This debate has gone on for years in many a smokey, urine smelling, crappy bar on a late night.
Did you see the camel toe on dat bitch? She could pick up a quarter out of the sand with her ham flaps!
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The newest news Anchor for the most reliable news source on the internet, Pew News. She has allegedly killed Poppy Gloria according to PewDiePie.
Poppy Gloria, was found dead in her apartment by Mary Ham earlier this week.
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The act of a human male partaking in sexual intercourse with a female with a curvaceous ass. "Hams", pertaining to two rather large butt cheeks.
Last night I was with Sara, and I was splittin hams all night long.
The copious amounts of ass crack sweat that drips, settles and moistens the gusset of one's panties or underwear. Ham Juices leave a wet mark running from the taint upwards to the waistband. Ham Juices are caused by vigorous exercise or routine activity in high heat and humid climates.
Frank: Hi Carl. How was your work out today?
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!
Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!
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