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Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(
I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.
When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.
He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.
Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter.
Nagham: Varför är kungen?
Axel: Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter.
Sveriges kung är Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter. det är defined
The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.
Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.
Hey XXXXXX. just went to Kung Fu panda 4 with the wife
Kung Fu Panda 4 - a sexual act you perform while watching a DreamWorks film where you have to channel her inner "Chi"
The awesome! Inevitably the superior being, able to overcome everything. Spontaneous yet prepared; indescribably crazy and at the same time -cool, calm and collected .. a lick of vanilla ice-cream.
When in doubt, kung fu nic it!