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after the act of giving his homosexual lover the infamous blumpkin, the gay male then procedes to dive headfirst into the toilet as if he were bobbing for apples. only after consuming all the turdz can he be called "peter peter blumpkin eater".
"Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater had a gay lover who loved to feed him!!!"
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Thomas : What's your biggest dream?
Me : That Evan Peters eats me out.
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It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".
From an early Cheech & Chong routine.
"Tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea? Call Peter Rooter..."
The human body part you are playing with as you listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, hosted by the man they call Ghost. Instead of talking to him you'd rather just sit there like a dumb little freakshow and do something that's better off after bedtime. It is occasionally referred to as a 'Pecker Shaft' as well. If you don't prepare your call in time, or if you take too long, then that means there is only one other thing you could be doing, and that would be playing with your peter popper, counting the dingleberries in your asscrack ya Helen Keller Deaf Mute.
"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"
Ruette is a man who is out of all, the most scariest out of all curse words.
Shit.
"GASP!"
Fuck.
"GASP!"
Peter Ruette.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
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Maisie Peters is a certified girlboss and the artist with the coolest number one ever.
1. An eccentric history teacher known for his characteristic stutter and for singing the "Rocky" theme song during class
2. Any person with lots of energy, but no way to express it
I..I..I'm, I'm P-Peter Shulman!
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