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The Church of Satan was founded on April 30, 1966, in San Fransico, CA, by Anton Szandor LaVey and was the world's first above-ground legitimate church dedicated to the religion of Satanism, as defined and codified in LaVey's The Satanic Bible.
After LaVey's passing in 1997, the Church of Satan switched headquerters to New York, where it is currently run by it's High Priest, Magus Peter H. Gilmore.
The Church of Satan is an atheistic organization which describes itself as mutual admiration society and "cosmic joy buzzer," instead of a spiritual organization.
Sammy Davis Jr. and Jayne Mansfield were both members of the Church of Satan.
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The sometimes brown and grey part that is located at the bottom of a banana.
Lauren does not want to put satan's anus in her mouth, so she let the dog eat it.
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Satan's Doorbell is the turbo Christian term for a woman's clitoris.
Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris, because if you ring Satan's Doorbell God can't ignore us.
- Garfunkel & Oats
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A game where you walk down dark hallways and disturbing audio plays in the background.
The original one contained gore and other NSFL things, you can only play the safe one where it is full of disturbing but
not gorey or disgusting imagery.
Fun Fact: The original one is actually very illegal to possess, so don't look for it.
Person1: Sad Satan is a pretty cool and disturbing horror game!
Person2: Damn you got balls to play that one...
Gabi was really irritated at the world because of Satan's waterfall.
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Trapezoid, shorts and leggings man, and Satan himself
“did you see the 3 Sataneers today?”
“yes, I ran away from them”
An Atheistic group with the goal of fighting for religious freedom by ensuring the government doesn't give special treatment to one religion over another. Despite what the name implies, they do not worship, much less believe in, Satan. They merely view Satan as a symbol of the opposition.
They are very progressive in their ideology and value compassion and reason over doctrine. They do not believe in anything supernatural.
Tenets:
One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.
Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.
People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.
Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
As a member of The Satanic Temple, I believe we should be compassionate to others and help those in need without expecting anything in return.
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