jon sucks

Jon sucks plain and simple everyone knows this

Hey Jon.
Whats up?
You suck.
I know.
Everyone knows jon sucks

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emo sucks

"Emo sucks" is a statement of fact in the same sense as "oxygen is good for breathing." "Emo sucks" is now the modern version of "disco sucks," with the all-important distinction being that enjoying disco in the nostalgic, silly sense is fun, but emo will never be cool.

Teacher: "Class, can somebody give me an example of indisputable fact?"
Student: "Emo sucks!"
Teacher: "A Plus!"

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Suck and Cuck

A technique used in popular fighting game Super Smash Bros. In order to preform the Suck and Cuck, you must play as Dedede. Once your opponent is near the edge, suck them in with your special. Then, jump off. It’s very useful if the opponent is a stock lower than you or if you want to confuse your opponent.

Jimmy: Oh no! Weegee is about to preform the Suck and Cuck! Mega Man won’t survive this!

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suck up

Somebody who will generally do ANYTHING for another person, and they will agree to anything said by that person as well. They will never disagree nor argue no matter what. Also known as a sheep

Hey Omar, stop sucking up to Harry!

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fortnite sucks

Someone who doesn’t like fortnite

Yo my nigga u play fortnite? nah, nigga fortnite sucks

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suck rock

Lame, generic popish rock music.

Gaaawd, listen to that suck rock on the Insurance commercial!

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Ads suck

<--- Fuck this motha fuckin' shit

Me: Fuck all this, they're putting ads everywhere.
Other guy: No shit, they've even got 'em on urbandictionary.com
Me: Ain't that about a bitch. Man ads suck by balls.

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