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a furry snake that chews on Bunnies. it is the only thing capable of standing up to a cat. this fuzzy rodent can scratch you from 200ft away. if you crouch and hold some cooked salmon to it you can tame it within 3-6 tries. once tamed it will show floating hearts. but be careful. alligators chew on people.
small child: oh my frickity frakin' crap! an alligator!
fuzzy friend: hello my child, come closer...
small child: ok
and they lived happily ever after.
Alligator, a type of dog native to Florida. A Florida man 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 pet, grab, or punch an alligator to be recognized.
“Dude, you should have seen how John handled the Florida Man acceptance test.”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”
A term of endearment used against Southern American people who support Far Authoritarian Right-Wing Political ideals like Slavery, Segregation, White Supremacy, Genocide, Closed Borders and White-American Christianity. It was originally used against Confederates during the Civil War and is still prescribed to people who call themselves Southern Nationalists or Confederates in the modern day. The Term is also a Synonym of the more recent Term "Dixiecrat", used to describe these same people.
"..Oh, way down South, in the Land of Traitors, Rattlesnakes and Alligators..
When a guy gets his penis stuck in a plastic you alligator and beats a chick in the face. To properly be beaten with an alligator you must he wearing alligator boots.
He is into some freaky shit. Ever since I have met him all he talks about is me being beaten with an alligator.
Common occurrence at temporary, Southern out-houses, port-a-pottys and festival dump trucks. The act of having one's genitals grabbed, pulled and bitten from a false bottom cut into said port-a-John.
Karl tried to lure me into an alligator hothouse at the V fest.
The tread thrown from a semi truck on the interstate. Any retread lost on the road.
Holy shit did you see that Colorado alligator it was the biggest one I've ever seen.
An assertion dat labels you as nuthin' but a slinking toothy reptile.
Lyle Crocodile suffered a lot of untrue alligations due to prejudiced folks' just automatically assuming dat he was a fearsome savage people-eater.