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An alpha male writes definitions of "beta male" on urban dictionary. They always feel the need to talk about how alpha they are. They guzzle cum to get extra testosterone. Closet homosexuals. We all accept you for yourself, "alpha male". No need to hide anymore. You can come out of the closet.
That "alpha male" is such a tryhard.
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Man who has a small dick who thinks that he is better then god but just has mommy/daddy issues
Guy: I'm a alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy:*cry's in bottom*
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The hottest girls at the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater. They are the oldest sorority in Wisconsin, founded in 1898. They are also the best girls you will ever meet in your whole entire life. She has the face of an angel and the body of a Godess. If you ever get the opportunity to meet an Alpha....JUMP ON IT!!!
Did you see that girl back there? She was so fine!
Yea she must have been an Alpha Sigma!
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A movie about semi-anthropomorphic wolves made in 2010. So basically, an omega wolf, who's a complete jackass named Humphrey, and an alpha wolf named Kate, who's literally and figuratively a bitch get relocated to Idaho, and must get home before their packs wage death and destruction on each other. but they face many problems, such having get away from 3 bears who want to brutally maul them to death, an angry French guy who almost blasts them with a 12 gauge(with slightly better aim than a stormtrooper), a psychopath sadistic mom, and... not to mention the infinite amount of sexual jokes... this is a PG rated kids film?
Jackson: I saw Alpha and Omega today...
Marcus: What did you think?
Jackson: Its an R rated film in a PG movie's clothing
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"Straight" guy that is frustrated about his secret love for men, so he shields his homosexuality by hating on women. He's not over five foot and goes to the gym every day to feel more empowered. Probably has mommy issues, which leads to his really big hatred for women, and "women belong in the kitchen" mindset. He loves hating on "betas" for respecting women, but he only does it because he really wants to be a top.
Person 1: Dude, this whole feminism thing is ruining women.
Person 2: What? So you're an alpha male or something?
Person 1: I guess you could call me that.
Person 2: You're gay, Brian.
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A sorority founded in 1872 that has extremely high standards of class for members. Because of this, Alpha Phis are usually beautiful, smart, sweet, and never are the girls falling over drunk at parties. These girls have high ideals for themselves and others.
Most Alpha Phi chapters are near (if not THE) top house at their respective colleges and often have the biggest pledge class of any other sororities.
In addition, Alpha Phis are typically loud, fun, and outgoing and therefore are active participants in the greek system as well as their philantropic events. They have a ton of spirit and are usually an exciting and fun house, especially for parties (they just won't be the ones puking in the bathroom all night).
Alpha Phi is top house on our campus, and all the girls are super fun and outgoing. They also win Greek Week, and almost all other awards.
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