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Having anal sex with a chick who has a thick beard.
Last night, Bill picked up that Latvian waitress with the beard and totally Amish log flumed that hairy bitch.
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The used tampon from a virgin, Amish girl
I don't want to do anal tonight! I'd rather suck on an Amish Bay Leaf!
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Getting a BJ and taking a dump at the same time
Steve-o: hey Toby i got a Amish Potato Basket last nite from my girlfriend!
Toby: how was it?
Steve-o: Awesome!
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A person of high cholesterol levels, which results in a high population of germ spots on the face. Caused by excessive eating (munching). This is very popular in the London-Wembley area. This can not be treated, once you have it, thats it.
U may start getting large spots all over your face/bottom/and genital areas. This is more severe for females. For More information please visit www.im-a-fat-crack-whore.co.uk
Fash: Fukinel man, ur bitch looks like amish.
Manan: shut up man, thats my mum.
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Much like Ghost Sex but swapped genders andgay
As a female tell your man you want to have sex “Amish Anal Style” meaning you would do anal sex but through a hole in a sheet, but first he must “go into the bathroom, put on a button down shirt and a straw hat while you get ready; speaking during sex is frowned upon”
During the time your man is “getting ready” you can use a gay friend to hide under the sheet.
You will then go watch your man go to town on your gay friend’s butt hole, as he climax knock on the window and let him know he’s been Amish Anal Apparitioned
I used “Amish Anal Apparition” for revenge on my boyfriend for “Ghost Sex”.
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An act performed after human feces is frozen, as in a frozen stanley or a frozen francis. Two men then put opposing ends of the frozen turd in their rectums and proceed to "rock" back and forth, attempting to reach assgasm before the poopy melts.
Jacob: Dude, did you see those two guys over there in the corner?
Mike: Yea man, it looks like what we did last night with that frozen piece of shit.
Jacob: Yea, that was one sweet amish rocking chair.
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When having sex with a woman who is lactating, collect a glass of her breast milk. Place your woman on her back with her legs in the air and pour the breastmilk into her vaginal canal. Procede to FUCK her straight down as though you are churning butter. When the milk curdles, wipe it on a piece of toast and feed it to your partner.
"Dude, last night my chick was hungry, so I gave her an Amish Butter-Churner!"
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