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Anonymous Browser

There exists a type of customer that is a Sunday shop workers worst nightmare, they frequent smaller or independent one person shops and exists soley to deny the worker a lunch break by not leaving.

You'll have never seen this person before in your life, or if you have they will be socially awkward and not able to hold conversation. What these people are exceptionally good at is not knowing what they want, doing circuit after circuit of the shop picking up items and putting them back in a never ending circle of futility. On the occasion they do leave they will be replaced by another almost in the same instant. By this point you'll have pre-written a "back in 20 minutes" sign for if you ever manage to escape - but deep down you know you'll never get to use it.

Sometimes it might seem like a relative shopping for others is an anonymous browser, they're not - they're just confused about what to get. Go help them, don't mistake bad customer service for a bad or annoying customer.

I've been here for 5 hours now and I had a late finish last night, I'm dying of hunger...why can't that anonymous browser go away so I can go and eat?!

by SerRantsaLot November 18, 2012


Anonymous#0420

A person who loves Kimetsu no Yaiba, He is a big fan of it. He recently got a katana.

Person 1, "LOL IF YOU GET A KATANA KILL ME PLEASE"
Anonymous#0420, "NoNo I'm using it to kill myself"

by Anonymous#0420 February 2, 2021


Anonymous Tip

When a female doesn't remember who she had sex with the night before, but feels like she was penetrated.

Stephanie: why are you walking like that? Get some last night?
Terri: im not sure. Seems I received an anonymous tip.

by Cazador301 July 23, 2016


Pseudo-anonymous

Pseudo-anonymous given by the word pseudo which means give out a fake identity online or in real life . This refers to someone use an Alias to hide their identity hidden and given out their alias such as John or what ever name you choose making them pseudo anonymous

People that use a alias to go by that being pseudo-anonymous

by DæklWiki May 6, 2022


ballaholics anonymous

A place where dogs with a tennis ball (chasing) addiction can go for moral and mutual support among other dog-peers in an effort to give up said addiction through a twelve step program.

Spot knew that Ballaholics Anonymous could help him face the demons that kept him driven into chasing fuzzy yellow tennis balls, hoarding tennis balls, and hiding his addiction from his human.

by Psychotrumpic January 22, 2021


Queen Anonymous

Queen Anonymous:
You probably use this for quizzes.
You also might be clever and pretty smart for using this, you probably like to trick a lot of people. Chin up queen, your crown is falling 😉

Boy 1: God is that Queen Anonymous again?
Boy 2: YOUR NOT A SECRET ANYMORE! EVERYONE KNOWS

by Queen Anonymous July 8, 2022