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two days after shaving your shaft, you get that slight tight stubble that takes on the same characteristics of a cactus.
get that Arizona prickly dick out of my va jay jay, that shit feels like a cactus. you better not have holes in that jimmy either!
Here in the great sunshine state, the shotgun rules are of major importance. They are as follows:
1. Shotgun is available for al potential riders regardless of race, sex, belief, etc.
2. You must call shotgun explicitly does atleast one other to hear (no saying it under your breath)
3. The vehicle must be in general proximity* but does not have to be seen.
4. ALWAYS respect first shotgun call.
*: General proximity is defined as within the parking lot or in shouting distance
My boy called for review of the official shotgun rules- Arizona
An Arizona Spit Shine (aka ASS) is the act of ejaculating on someone and rubbing it on them afterwards.
"Whoa, Dev just gave that chick an Arizona Spit Shine!"
When you're getting your dick sucked and right as you ejaculate you shove your dick further down his/her throat, causing her to throw up your cum and the other contents of her stomach.
Mary: Martha, what did you and Tom do for your birthday.
Martha: He gave me the best Arizona Throat Fuck I've ever had.
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Arizona Jean co. is a sub company of JCPenny. The product line is cheaper but comparable to Levi's Strauss. The company is able to go to par with Levi's and constantly changes according to the seasons.
Dudette1: those are nice jeans what brand are they?
Dudette2: they're Arizona Jean Co. they're just like Levi's.
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When a male buries himself under the ground in Arizona, he then sticks his Penis above the ground so a deer will lick it.
Hope: "Hey Grace, had you seen Jake last night?"
Grace: "No Hope, but I do believe Jake got an Arizona Salt Licker last night.
Hope: "Bet it felt great Grace."
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while wearing pants, Its when you take your ballsack and pull it over your belt buckle so your ballsack hangs over your belt buckle
John was walkin around and he then gave himself a arizona belt buckle.
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