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A greedy scumbag with absolutely no empathy that will happily leech off of talented artists for a shot at fame and glory. Someone that finds and manipulates another with absolutely no regard for their inner well-being, and will then take all the credit for their work, despite being a talentless hack. Someone that will drive the most brilliant among us to suicide. A psychopath.
“I was there RIGHT when he woke up after surgery. I had to make sure he would do a dozen interviews and another performance tomorrow! I mean, he doesn’t want to... but that kid doesn’t understand the value of money!!”
“Dude... that’s creepy. Don’t be an Ash Pournouri...”
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When he cums on his hand and then uses it to make a sign of the cross on your forehead, similar to the catholic tradition of getting ashes on your forehead on Ash Wednesday.
Robert: Dude, the other day me and my girl tried something new. I came in my hand, put some on my finger and gave her a good ol Ash Wednesday.
Jimmy: That sounds super fun.
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The main character in the Japanese TV show Pokemon. Ash is not only a complete idiot but he is homosexual. Wherever he goes he spreads stupidity. His archrival Gary is pretty much the only thing to prevent Ash from spreading stupidity and suckage around the world besides Ash's Pikachu, whom Ash has basically ensalved and forces to be cute and happy. His enemies are mainly Team Rocket, who deserve a madel for their determination to stop the world from being consumed by gayness. In actuality, they don't need to: Ash sucks eggs at whatever he does.
"Ash Ketchum, is it? Good, I've been looking for you." *pulls out shotgun*
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Generally used whenever something computer-related dies, e.g a computer crashes, a site fails, or a conversation dies. Used like a funeral speech: "ashes to ashes, dust to dust," to parody the death of the object involved.
1.
*computer crashes*
a)Oh dammit..
b)ashes to ashes, bits to bits...
2. Site fails
(In a random forum)
Today, urbandictionary crashed.
Ashes to ashes...bits to bits..
3. Instant conversation
A)So...you still ok..?
B)The convo died. Get over it.
A)But I'm bored.
B)Ashes to ashes...bits to bits..
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The star of Pokemon, a stupid little boy with serious issues. Can also be used to describe stubborn little brats who make things unnecessarily complicated when the obvious, simple solution is right in front of them.
Andy Dickinson is an Ash Ketchum.
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The protagonist in the Pokémon anime series. Ash travels around various regions trying to capture pokémon. His mother is Delia Ketchum. His favourite colours are blue and red. His first pokémon was pikachu, who originally hated him and electrocuted him on many occasions. He never seems to travel alone, having picked up many companions on his journey, including Brock, Misty, May, Max, Dawn, Iris and Dent. He always makes Team Rocket 'blast off again'. And AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN!
Misty: Hey, Ash Ketchum! What pokémon did you catch?
Ash: It's a chikorita!!
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Mountain ash is a town where all the ard cunts live, u like it or leave it
WATCH OUT FROM THE 45!!!!!
Joking there all fags
Are u from mountain ash?
Yeh
Well n that’s embarrassing
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