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Anything that is black, scary, and found in a dark alley!
We need to ban those evil, scary, black rifles known as "assault weapons."
Any man made or naturally occurring object that can be used to inflict serious bodily harm or death on another living being.
In 2018 the newest Assault Weapon ban to be introduced is Great Britton's ban on all knives.
In other news a man used a rented utility truck as an Assault Weapon when he drove it up on to a crowed sidewalk and ran down eighteen people.
Sales of acid are now limited to those with commercial licenses in Paris France after the caustic liquid started being turned into a terrorists Assault Weapon and thrown in the faces of unsuspecting victims.
A man used his hands as Assault Weapons when he brutally beat his girlfriends three year old daughter to death in Cincinnati last weekend. Claims the child kept annoying him with requests for food and water.
I can't wait to commit more exclusive assault making Kaelen Cody William Granger shoot himself in the heart is erotic
The Bulgarian Assault Robot is a piece of hyper advanced technology built in the Bulgarian sector of the Balkan rage dimension somewhere between the years 7.3-7.4 quadrillion C.E by hyper advanced Bulgarian Scientists. The robot has the ability to transcend multiple dimensions in order to wipe out its foes with its hyper advanced weapons that can destroy entire universes in the blink of an eye. It is the 3rd most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse, and the only two beings capable of defeating it are the legendary Jack Daniels and Tony Roma.
"The Bulgarian Assault Robot just wiped out the shmirg dimension using its Atomic hyper Cannon"
RTS game centered around the second world war
Developed by Digitalmindsoft
published by 1C Company
Choose from 5 nations to play as,which include:
Nazi Germany (3rd reich/Germany,Kraut - American soldiers)
Imperial Japan (japan)
United States of America (US/USA)
United Kingdom (UK/Commonwealth,Yankee's/Tommies - by germans)
Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR,Commies,Soviets)
1 dlc faction:
Ostfront Veteranen
Basically Germany but different lineup,only usable in multiplayer or against bots and by bots
And 4 DLC's
Iron Fist: 3rd person tank mission for all 5 nations
Airborne: access to multiplayer bots you can add ranging from easy,normal,hard and heroic
1 singleplayer skirmish for each nation
Ostfront veteranen: adds 10 new vechicles and the "Ostfront Veteranen" faction
Men Of War Origins: adds the original Men Of War game but with upgraded graphics
Deluxe edition: Tiny ribbon for multiplayer (or solo matches if you are a loner) matches,slight xp boost to unlock units faster,five star general achievment and a new shiny hud
Jim: did you hear about the game Men of War: Assault Squad 2?
Bob: yeah,i really like the German Campaign
Jim: i enjoy the American Campaign
its invincible
Kira: "Utter cardiovascular assault is invincible"
a ripoff version of csgo but the cool thing is you can actually play this on mobile and u dont even have to spend money to get skins.
person 1:wanna play csgo?
person 2:nah i would rather play forward assault remix