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Any video game paddle belonging to Next Gen consoles like XBOX 360 and PS3.
Give me the paddle axe.
Anyone seen my wireless paddle axe?
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my axe is a song from the good band, ICP (Insane Clown Posse) it was a good song till these fatass mainstream bitches overused the song on the toxic app "Tik Tok" one even made a remake of it, sounds pretty ass to me- might as well scratch a glass plate with fork and call it music with that shit lmao
Emo bitch: "Hey have you listened to my axe by ICP!? It's pretty good!!"
Juggalo: "Shut the fuck up"
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woman of hideous proportians, usually bottle blond with the RIGHT opinion on every thing, so help you God!!
Margaret Thatcher, the battle axe of the Falklands
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To proclaim a position or object as yours while touching it for a predetermined period of time (24 hours or less or until you have fallen asleep for example). Allowing you for instance the leisure of leaving your seat, computer, remote, etc for a period of time and to return being able to regain it even if in the possession/use of another person under the mutual agreement between all parties involved to abide by these terms.
You must proclaimed it before all others or when no one else has for X amount of time (24 hours as an example) in this honor bound and/or evidence based system.
This claim can only be made on one position/object at a time and any additional claims made by one person nullifies the most previous and past claims of that one person.
Touching and/or leaving this position/object without restating king's ax constitutes relinquishing all claims on said position/object.
Similar to calling shotgun, dibs, bagsy, or not it.
You are watching television with others and you leave your seat (nice comfy recliner for instance) to go to the restroom. Before leaving while touching your seat you say "king's ax" and go to the bathroom. Upon returning someone has taken your seat and if they do not kindly of their own free will honor the mutually agreed conditions you can restate you have king's ax and thereby regain your seat. Applicable in public or semi-public settings between individuals of similar social order.
Roots may be in the social order and customs of Medieval times. Or my mom made it up, idk.
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The act of taking an Axe brand spray-on deodorant Can and either tying a rubber band from the top to bottom of the can to release the smell, or to puncture the can to cause the can to release the pressure inside it and spray the smell of the deodorant everywhere, causing a large radius around the can to reek of the nauseous fumes. Most commonly done in schools as pranks from overly confident teenagers, although if one breathes in to much of the Axe it can cause serious breathing issues and in some cases death, which is why this act should be punishable for attempted murder since Axe bombing has a chance of suffocating people to death.
Bro Jacob and Nick just Axe bombed the Science Lab!
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when you get a big wood and nothingcan calm herdown besides someone taking a axe to it and slicing her off ...
holy fuck , i had the worst axe dick the other night when the 12 year old girl would not give in, it was like being at a black man convention..damn
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