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bald baby

aka xiao_vxbes and they can be burnt or cooked alive

person 1: you know the bald baby?
person 2: yeah ik abt them

by bald baby April 24, 2022


bald titty

A titty without a nipple

Martha: I'm looking for your nipple
Tina: I ain't got no nipples
Martha: Ew, you got a bald titty

by ALollie January 16, 2014


Bald Gang

Men who are part of the bald gang have a circumcised penis and share a special bond due to this.

He will soon join the bald gang but the rest of us are already bald gang members.

by Joeghd December 24, 2021


Bald Jesus

Boomer slang for blow job

Becky gave me a Bald Jesus on the way to the third floor.

by C.CwenttoSouthPark October 30, 2021


bald monkeying

When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you

Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap

by emilyisveryhot June 4, 2023


The Council of Bald

Any of the most intimidating bald people in the world

He is part of The Council of Bald.

by BigC_heese October 3, 2020


bald rizz

Craig

Noot:" Craig bald as hell and he still getting bitches das bald rizz right there"

Craig:* is bald*

by Scares December 9, 2022