geek barking

The act of subjecting normal people to an onslaught of geeky jargon.

What the hell was he talking about? All I heard was geek barking.

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bark-dark

a VERY hott brunette...who by most people, would call a 10 while having a VERY difficult time not groping the brown-haired beauty.

Yo jamal..check out dat ho..man she's a fuckin "bark-dark"

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fart-bark

A loudmouth, dumbass who might as well be a dog with an ass for a face.

Shut up, fart-bark!

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Barking Redeye

Mooning someone and spreading your cheeks so they can see your 'redeye'. The 'bark' means to fart while your cheeks are spread.

Note: If you accidentaly shit on the floor during the Barking Redeye, your buddies reserve the right to tell everyone you know, especially women.

I stood over my roommates bed and gave him a Barking Redeye first thing in the morning.

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bark piece

Standard unit of currency within the wordgrackle/word community.

May The Gobs shower you with many a bark piece.

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park and bark

Parking a car (park) and talking for a variable length of a time (bark), often with the presence of food.

Kevin: Hey Lauren, do you want to go to Wendy's and have a park and bark?
Lauren: *Hearty laugh* Oh man I could go for a frosty.
Kevin: ... and fries, too?
Lauren: Oh, my, god, yes

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barking spider

Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.

"I gave your girlfriend a barking spider last night"

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