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Call me a pooh pooh platter, cuz I be eatin’ Michele’s doo doo batter
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It is When it is nice and hot out, you start sweating between you balls and leg so much, that it feels like you are making pancake batter.
"If it gets any hotter, I will be making pancake batter."
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v: when you go to cum in a girls face, but have been so sexually depleted that you end up antiqueing her in stead.
Shiela counted on Brad's baby batter bankruptcy in order to replace the spilled ashes of her dearly departed uncle Sal.
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When you shove a cum stained Fluttershy body pillow in the face of your unknowing partner while screaming "Call me Big Mac" then hitting him/her in the back of the head with a horse dildo.
Last night I gave my wife a Big Mac Batter
A mechanical industrial machine used to stir bread batter.
"Here on this side of the room, we have the new batter bitch slapper. It works so much better than the batter blower.
When a man ejaculates in or on a woman, greatly increasing the chances of making a baby
We were having sex, and I knew I needed the Plan B pill after I felt his baby batter splatter
The act of slathering tomato sauce on your balls.
Jake: "I'm bored..."
James: "Well I do have a jar of tomato sauce. We could always do the ol' slather and batter challenge."