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lazy bear

A sexual position in which the male lies motionless on top of a female until he ejaculates. This position requires much practice for lazy bears almost always go into hibernation.

Joey- "Bro I totally pulled a lazy bear on my economics teacher last night."

Bryce- "NO WAY! Last time I was with her I totally went into hibernation"

Robbert- "That's because you're not as skilled and as well-endowed as Joey"

by Bernie69 September 29, 2010

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fundo bear

A bear who likes to set fire to his ball hair and run about naked screaming about his lack of pants.

that fundo bear sure lit up a fire!

by Futsi Bear June 7, 2020

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Raging bear

A brand of New Zealand spiced navy rum.

Person 1 "Do you like raging bear rum?"

Person 2 "No"

Person 1 "Then you haven't been to New Zealand or your a homosexual."

by Kracked88 August 8, 2015

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dire bear

Like a bear, but dire. Similar to dire wolves.

"All of Winnipeg is overrun with dire bears"
"Dude, to kill dire bears, use a fully upgraded whirlwind dreidel special move. It kills all of them."

by ScottTheGiantDick March 23, 2014


Choco Bear

A name used to describe a black Poodle or other black fluffy dog.

"Mom look at that Choco Bear!"

by Spacer222 March 11, 2021


Baby bear

Is closely related with a rare malay species named Amir Redza. Charming guy with amazing personality and small eyes. Always have that wow factor effect. Pretty much adorable,huggable and anything that associate with the word 'cute' โ€” yet is still manly. You would want to meet this kind of person in your life.

I love and appreciate my baby bear. He is a keeper. One of a kind guy that you would want to be close with.

by Sheeppie April 4, 2019


Slut Bear

A female that acts confident by sleeping around but then when is confronted about her actions runs away like a bear frightened by bells on a hiker.

After sleeping with my boyfriend the slut bear was too afraid to come out of hibernation.

by RiddleAlice April 4, 2011