beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle

When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!

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full beat

a full face of makeup. think of a girl's makeup at weddings, formals, functions, birthdays, or just going out on friday night. it takes a lotta time to do a full beat face so it's usually for bigger events. the real housewives at the reunions are in full beat. a girl's podcast cover pic, she's probably fully beat up. people that use it: the glam space, makeup artists, gays, Bravo ppl.

we all know those girls that go to the gym in full beat, like cmon girl..

Juju on that beat

Essentially "juju on that beat" is a saying for dancing the popular song "Juju on that beat".
Starting as a challenge across social media, it has now converted into a meme.
Just like "vibe check", this meme is used as a sentence of regret of what you did wrong.

Person 1: You didn't juju on that beat, time to die...
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

beat callous

Noun. The stretched and calloused skin between the head of the penis and mid shaft that develops from frequent masturbation.

"Dude, my beat callous stings, I should stop beating it."

Beat a face

To flawlessly apply makeup.

Oh, Gurl! She might dress like a truckstop hooker but she knows how to beat a face.

Miss Stoppertunity beat my face before the pageant.

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mustard on the beat

Said at the beginning of almost every song that DJ Mustard makes the beats for. Examples are: "I'm Different" by 2-Chainz, "HeadBand" by B.o.B and 2-Chainz, "My Nigga" by YG with Jeezy&Rich Homie Quan, and "R.I.P." by Young Jeezy and 2-Chainz.

At the beginning of "I'm Different" someone says, "Mustard on the beat hoe."

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Catch A Beat

Basically another way of saying beat-off, jack-off. Another synonym of masturbate

Kyle: Hey bro, do you wanna chill tonight?
Joel: Nah, I don't feel like it. I think I'm just gonna stay home and Catch A Beat

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