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When a man intends to spray his ejaculate (i.e. skeet) on his woman's belly button, but ends up sprayin' skeet across her entire waist line instead. Skeet belts must go fully across, from left hipbone to right hipbone.
NOTE: Skeet belts are only a temporary accessory. That is, they do NOT last for more than 6 hours and will NOT hold up any other articles of clothing (like your pants). They do, however, compliment some articles of clothing very well (e.g. pearl necklaces).
My girl asked me to pull out, so I gave her a skeet belt to match her pearl necklace. She loved the accessories so much that she asked me for a pearl string bikini for Christmas.
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1. Declining industrial area of the Midwest including but not limited to Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Ohio, and Pennsylvania that declined dramatically in the 1960's and 1970's after factories were closed and the im-migration of Southern blacks caused widespread white flight, resulting in severe population loss. Examples of large Rust Belt cities include Chicago, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Milwaukee, Detroit, Cleveland, Columbus, Cincinnati, and Pittsburgh. Cleveland, St. Louis, Detroit, and Pittsburgh were hit especially hard, although, ironically, these cities are making a comeback and revitalizing their downtown areas with attractions.
Pittsburgh's population loss is a direct result of the Rust Belt.
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A funny contraption that appeared in the mid-90s for the fat... did I just call you by the F-word? Sod me! You are 'overnormal', 'generously cut', 'horizontally-challenged', 'weight-challenged' and other non-sizist words that you'd use to bluff your way into my world you 'non-little' fatfuck! Any way, it's an electronic belt (like the old 'Chastity one, geddit?)... worn on the midriff and peeps when it stretches beyond a certain limit to curb weight-gain and control/ reduce it.
Fatist puns aside, I think that 'fat' is the worst insult you can call somebody with!
Overweight people now are pulling the bull with fat-flashing 'Fat Pride' bozotic marches, Net 'pornhography' or forumese like BHM (big handsome male) and BBW (big beautiful women a.k.a. 'women of size', 'obeausiful'!)! Get a Vastity Belt, y'all and stop opening the damn fridge's door ya lil' fps!
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When a guy is receiving head, he unstraps his belt so that as the girl goes in to deepthroat, he can use the belt to lock her in place. This can continue until she sees stars and passes out.
Dude, this girl was going down on me and I totally went all Orion's Belt on her to get the most out of it!
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When wearing gym/running/mesh shorts with the waist low enough to see boxers/underwear, a bro is able to use the inside of his underwear to hold valuables such as cell phone and car keys. Object will be held up from falling down by waist band of shorts, and held up against body by underwear.
Dude you need to borrow a phone? I got you! Let me get it from my brotility belt.
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The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.
When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"
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