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Meg Blackout

When you drink 2 bottles of champegne in 30 minutes. Because you are slugging them like an absolute LEGEND, 2 sip mimosas right down the hatch, one after another. Everyone you see you scream at for no reason and every time you take a step and fall. When you fall, you fall hard, breaking wine bottles, bongs, and basically anything else insight until your friends force you to sleep. Suddenly, you wake up at 12:55 A.M. to 100 notifications and epic confusion. Thats what you call a good old fashion Meg Blackout.

"My head hurts, I fell on a mirror this weekend when I Meg Blacked out"
" You didn't just black out, you had an epic Meg Blackout"

by blackout meg October 26, 2020


Walking Blackout

When you black out from alcohol consumption but still continue to function(Walk, talk, act normal) with no memory of the events after the blackout -- caused by drinking a large amount of alcohol in short span on an empty stomach or mixing alcohol with benzodiazepine based medication.

1: Man the last thing i remember is getting out of the cab at that Irish Pub
2: We went to three other bars and the movies after that. You don't remember licking the glass at the ticket booth and almost getting escorted out by security?!
1: Shit man... I guess i was having a Walking Blackout

by zerogroup November 28, 2018


Running blackout

Consuming vast quantities of stimulants (namely caffeine) followed by vast quantities of alcohol. The caffeine keeps you on your feet, the alcohol takes your inhibitions and blacks you out.

The result of this combination is a blacked out person who won't pass out.

Running blackouts usually result in stupider, more energetic behavior than a regular blackout.

Dude1: Oh bro, I had a wild night last night?
Dude2: What happened?
Dude1: I drank two bottles of 5 Hour Energy and a fifth of Jack. I don't remember anything but my friends told me I played pool and darts all night.
Dude2: Oh man, that's a RUNNING blackout!

by Herr Leiber January 27, 2012


Fashion blackout

Suddenly not being able to remember what you purchased, even though it was the most amazing find at the time.

I had a fashion blackout the other day - I know I bought a pair of sandals, and a belt, and I know there was something else but I can't remember what!

by FashionShopper March 31, 2009


hop on blackout

a lengthy and tortorous sexual ritual where two individuals (usually of the homosexual kind) fuck each other until they develop frictions burns and lesions on their penis and pass out from the pain

Person A: yo dude hop on blackout
Person B: but im still sore from last time -~-

by sharky_p2prank March 25, 2024


Hop on blackout

Blackout, originally introduced as Criminality Killer, is similar to the "hop on crim" term. The term can be defined as 18 black men holding there cheeks open and absorbing all the light around you causing a blackout. then the big black men turn around and viciously penetrate each other while you are watching in the middle.

Hey saint! want to hop on blackout? Yes TP! I would love to be that man in the middle!

by realestrealestreal January 15, 2024


sit down blackout

When one gets home from work sits down and drinks until he or she blacks out.

Hey bro want to sit down blackout?

by Poopiepoo69 April 13, 2018