ass blaster

Putting 3/4 of your arm up a girls ass (from behind), then hooking the young lady in the stomach as you remove aforementioned arm. Thus inciting a landslide of feces from her rectum.

There is so muche shit here there must have been an ass blaster.

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skeet blaster

when you skeet in multiple directions very quickly for 5 seconds at the most

i skeet blaster the wall to form a picture of your mom

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Douche Blaster

A male who just can’t help but have jackass or douche baggery comments spew from his mouth like a fire hose on a fairly constant and embarrassing basis.

"Dude this is why i don't take you places because you can't keep your mouth shut for five seconds. your such a Douche Blaster!"

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sinus blaster

The resultant cleaning of one's sinuses after an explosive sneeze with your mouth closed

"Wow, George, did you just fart out of your nose?"

"Nope. That was just another sinus blaster."

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popo blaster

the act of swiftly kicking a man in the scrotum from behind when he is unaware

I gave Steve a popo blaster yesterday. He is in a lot of pain today.

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Strictly a Blaster

A blasssstteeeerr: One who generally just FBs, goes to Chicago and blasters' in Wrigleyville or at Soldier Field; may travel abroad and use stronger Jameson but stays around ubiquitous Irish Pubs; roots for the lesser of NY teams; plays dimes and blasts; he above all, makes facial expressions that read 'whatta blaster'.

"He was playing dimes, and after he got a dime in his beer, he slammed it and wouldn't stop acting like ''Strictly a Blaster''.

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cock blaster

A shot in mini-golf where you attempt to strike your opponent's ball rather than aim at the hole. The purpose of the shot is to place your opponent in a difficult position while still giving yourself a makeable shot.

Adam: Nicole, you're such a cock blaster!
Nicole: Loooooves it!

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