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The guarantee that is offered on something that cant be guaranteed for as long as that person keeps a part of their body in boiling water. In other words there is no guarantee
Seller - Yeah this car comes with a boiling water guarantee
Buyer - Ok thanks ill get back to you
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After a nice long, hot, steamy, naked soak in the hot tub with your lover, you stand up gingerly stuff your loose and dangling balls and man sack into your partner's eager mouth.
Carl's hot tub party turned wild once the three couple hot tub soak turned into a New England Boiled Dinner.
An insult, roughly equivalent to get lost or in some cases go fuck yourself. As far as I can tell, it is mainly used in Britain.
variation exists: Awa' an' bile yer heid! (Scottish)
The origins of this phrase are as follows, from http://www.phrases.org.uk:
"This relates to the fact that in South Pacific societies cooked food was 'noa' or the opposite of tapu (tapu is loosely translated as sacred though it has a deeper meaning than that). The head was considered the most sacred part of the body and one doesn't usually pat children on the head, or stroke a person's hair. An exhortation to turn your head into cooked food was regarded as the greatest possible insult."
Weird stuff.
Oh, go boil your head, you fermented bastard.
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Sex Move
One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.
The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.
Bill: Man, my wife's breakfast was off this morning, must've been the action last night messing with her tastebuds.
John: Oh, what happened?
Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant
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It's just plain water, but boiled, then chilled.
How to make is:
* Put water in a pot with the stove on high
*Let water come to bubbling brew
*take water and put it in the freezer.
*Freeze it till just before it turns to water rocks
*then take out and put it into your best sippy cup.
* feed it to your newborn. They will love it.
My grandmother decided to give me a bottle of plain, boiled water, and I loved it.
Have you tried their plain, boiled cold water? It's delicious.
The challenge where you pour scalding hot water all over your body
You should do the boiling water challenge
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A discreet, slang reference to group sexual activity involving a a large group of males, ideally 10 or more, and one to two females. Low Country Seafood Boils can take place anywhere but are most frequent in southern, low lying coastal regions such as Louisiana, South Carolina, etc. The hallmark of the Low Country Seafood Boil is that the female or females particapting are purposely selected for their filthy, unkept, unbathed qualities which create the aroma of armpit and body odor and their fishy smelling tuna which provide for a ripe, pungent odor also referred to as stank puss. Male participants in Low Country Seafood Boils also enjoy the mungy smell from doing the pump and gag.
Carl: Hey Roger, where are you headed?
Roger: Heading to the Motel 6. We got us a Low Country Seafood Boil set up.
Carl: I can smell it now. Can I join?
Roger: Hell yes. The more the better. The more better!
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