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The dirtiest fucking bong you’ve ever seen. This bong will never leave the house. The kid that uses it is most likely the lasiesr stoner you have ever met. Made in China
“Did you hit that Dan Bong? It was disgusting!”
This occurs when a rookie bong user proceeds to wrap their lips over the top of a bong as if they were about to perform fellatio. Witnesses usually express laughter, and disgust.
Steve to Stacey - "Hey Stacey, stop blowin the bong, it's NOT your boyfriends penis!"
Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."
the science that goes into making a home made bong from house hold items.
dude 1: shit i broke my trusty bong
dude 2: aww no good, looks like we are gonna need to use some damn smart bong mechanics to this old mountain due bottle into a new bong
A bong feen who is mates with dealers and scabs cones every day and follows everyone
A cheap, handmade, bong made of bamboo. Bamboo is easy to find in its a bong form, sugar cane leaves a strange aftertaste. This thing's real name is a menyo (ayento, a mento, a menso, ayenso) Ayento (amento, amenso) is derived from different asian cultures and languages, it would mostly be gibberish if spoken casually, but has the slang meaning of bong. You make the bong by just cutting a piece of bamboo off at the section end and beginning.
1. Tim: KEV, I know you're a bit skeptical, but... I WENT TO CHINA AND GOT A BAMBOO BONG FOR A BUCK
Kevin: HEY TIMMY, I don't care about your bong? I swear, I've never smoked in my life.
2. Kevin has so much cannabis, but he smoked it through a single bamboo bong in one night.
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A bong made from a Gatorade bottle, 4 inches of garden hose you jacked from ya neighbors, and a cp made usually made from a can. This is widely used in Australia with every neighborhood wondering why they have half their fuckin hose gone off the tap.
My hose is getting shorter every fuckin day! Those abosdown the road must be making a Gatorade bong again!
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Chanandler Bong is the name that Chandler Bing from the popular ten-season TV show, Friends, has his TV guide delivered under. It is now widely used in the Friends fandom/community as a joke, one that only fans of the show will usually understand. It has a huge comedic value as simply how it is said can get a chuckle out of most people.
Hey, Mum!
Yes?
Chanandler Bong.
*hilarity ensues*
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