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The fantastical presenter of Big Brother's Big Mouth and Russell Brand's Got Issues.
Russell Brand's views on (insert topic here) are so extreme that Bob Geldof gave him six thumbs up.
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An English comedian and presenter with a quick, witty sense of humour and an original pirate/rock'n'roller-esque dress sense.
Russell brand is by far the coolest, funniest person on TV.
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A lanky piece of shit who has no sense of humour, he has no idea how to spell anything. He thinks he is good at football when realistically he is not because he can't decide whether to pick up a ball or kick it away so he let it go in the goal and he lost his team the game. He doesn't know how to make his sandwiches but he tells everyone he made them him-self so he looks like a big man. Basically, if we come to a conclusion about Matthew Brand, and if you know him, then we feel really really really sorry for you and we take pity on you. His parents don't love him and they bought him a grandpa watch, he tried being cool by smoking when he didn't even inhale anything so we took the piss out of him. He thinks he knows everything about the economy but he has no idea about the economy.
Geoff Smith: "Come on, let's go out!"
Brad Jones: "No! Matthew Brand is gonna be there, he is wasteman!"
Geoff Smith: "Oh yeah! Shit! I forgot, he is a complete battyboy and wasteman. Bun going near that rastaclaart"
Brad Jones: "Told ya bruv! Who wants to go near him?! He always tries to act like a big man, manz hate manz like that G!"
Geoff Smith: "Yeah alright then safe. Let's go shisha in London, that wasteman aint gonna be there :D"
Brad Jones: "Yeah yeah safe"
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The lucky bastard that married Katy Perry.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear that Katy Perry is now the wife of Russell Brand?
Guy 2: Yeah, I'd kill to be in his place- He gets to bang Katy Perry!
Guy 1: Me too!!
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Occurs when a person purchases an article of clothing of a certain brand whilst knowing that a friend of theirs is dedicated to buying clothing from that brand.
Conditions:
- Said friend must be considered a good/best friend
- Said friend must own a minimum of 10 articles of clothing from said brand
- Said brand must own a hefty majority over other brands in the friend's closet
- Brand-jacking does not apply to jeans,hats,shoes and accessories
Exception:
- Said friend says it's cool. In which he/she then approves of the article of clothing from said brand that you wish to buy
- Someone else buys it for you, not knowing of your best friend and his/her dedication for this brand. This must then result in an apology to said friend
"Hey man, check out this new shirt I'm looking at getting"
"Dude.. you can't get that"
"Why?"
"I have like 15 shirts from that brand, you just can't Brand-jack me like that"
"I apologize bro, I will find another brand"
"Thank you"
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Best emo band I have ever heard. They are amazing, you should see em live. Their best CD is 'Your favorite weapon'. They have deep meaningful lyrics...
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when a company convinces its employees that it is the greatest brand ever
brand washing often occurs on your first day at a new job when your new employer makes you watch endless induction videos and presentations telling you how great the company is.
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