Write for a large audience

When you're trying to think up of a word to define on Urban Dictionary and you see "Write for a large audience" on the new word creator page.

1. Be general
2. Write for giants

"Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information."

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Having it large with the lads

A recreational activity at the weekend.
commonly related with pulling fit birds and drinking lots of lager.
and eating lots of pork scratchings and kebabs.
and shouting , 'you tosser!'. to coppers.

'alright my son! after i've finished shaggin this bird ill be having it large with the lads!!'

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oof size large

when you experience a bruh moment. often, the situation deserves an F to pay respects.

when you can't solve the puzzle in 5 years: oof size large.

LARGE ANNOYING PEOPLE

A fat person who always talks about their "problems". They usually get people so pissed off that they hit them but their hand will just bounce back. Commonly the complain about back problems but maybe if they left mickey d's occasionally they wouldn't have these problems. They are the opposite of skinny people who are annoying too.

*At roller-coaster park*
LARGE ANNOYING PERSON: Oh this coaster hurts my back
Attendent: Perhaps you shouldn't ride
LARGE ANNOYING PERSON: Ohhh my back
Attendent: I said you shouldn't rid
LARGE ANNOYING PERSON: I think I will have to sue even though it's my fault that I'm fat.

This is how LARGE ANNOYING PEOPLE act.

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Large Tracts Of Land

Description for a woman with large breasts. Often used by Rennisaunce Festival Workers.

"That lass has large tracts of land!" (Imagine guy holding hands in front of his chest and leering lol)

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Law of large numbers

The more times you gamble, the lower your probability of winning.
This law is what helps keep casinos in business, and this law works best with "chance" games like Bingo, Keno, and the slot machines, which are ALWAYS the first games that the tourists, women, and old people play.
Haven't heard much about this law working on the Blackjack and Poker tables though.

Too bad the old grannies who plunk their retirement benefits into the slot and Keno machines don't know about or haven't paid close attention to the Law of Large Numbers.

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large mouth bass

A girl who takes in The Penis and Balls in the Vagina is one Fail SWOOP

she swallowed me up like a "large mouth bass"

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