A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."
A teenager that always shows up thinking he's the shit when in reality no one likes him. He is the type of guy that will take advantage of a drunk girl and have his dick shit on.
Have you met the dirty cabbage?
Oh you mean the most hated man in high school?
1. During sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's butt cheeks.
2. Rubbing ejaculate into the butt cheeks.
1. I was fucking her doggy and instead of giving her a creampie, I decided to butter the cabbage.
2. "If a man's a gentleman, he may butter my cabbage."
(Porn Queen, from web series Mouthpieces on hungrmantv.com)
A sloppy person from the gen-z generation. Lives off parents, but thinks they could make it big as drug dealers. A little on the whorish side. Has no discretion. Usually white and privileged.
We live next to a house full of cabbage sluts. I hope they move soon.
When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank
Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.
A group of irrelevant people who have fun
Fuck you bitch I’m in cabbage clan