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anal cactus

to line the rim with needles from a cactus and then sit on your partners face. or alternatively shove a cactus in your ass so their cock gets a nasty shock.

james shoved his cock in carlys ass and went oww whats that. she replied an anal cactus and cackles

by anal12345 March 4, 2012

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


angry cactus

It is the flipside to Frosty the Snowman, when little border children fill up on chulupes and tacos and strap on their trainer sombreros, and dance and sing around a cactus, it comes to life and doesnt dance, but runs and wrecks havac on townspeople. It kills babies and houses criminals. It also knows how to spicy canary, but thats a different story entirely.

GAUNTAMELO AMILHIO HULIO MARTINEZ-GOMEZ-SANCHAZ! TAKE OFF THAT SOMBRERO AND PUKE UP THAT BURRITO! If you sing around that cactus it will become an angry cactus and eat a baby.

by Yugio Cards May 31, 2011

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Hugging the Cactus

A state of mind created by drug users, alcoholics and depressed people that keep them locked in a cycle of pain, remorse and self-pity. When you are hugging the cactus, you are purposefully holding onto past pain, regrets, resentment, blame and other issues that prevent you from moving forward in a positive manner. The goal of therapy and self-realization is to β€œlet go” and β€œstop hugging the cactus.”

Robert Downey Jr once told a story of his past drug abuse and alcoholism days where Mel Gibson helped him by telling him to stop β€œhugging the cactus!” Robert stated this realization allowed him to let go of his past and move forward.

by Funkensteins Lab February 21, 2021

17πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Cactus Cunt

N. An extremely hairy vagina that is unpleasant to go down on.

Guy: That bitch had a cactus cunt.

by Chris H., Pip R. January 14, 2009

17πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Cactus Jack

When you shave your pubes and wait til you grow back stubble. You then take your significant other's face and rub it vigorously on the stubble til they get a rash.

Dude the girl was a cock tease so I gave her a cactus Jack.

by Gclipse December 23, 2009

23πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


cactus fucker

people who are extremely horny and/or can't pull any dudes so they're left with one option; fucking a cactus. they could also be a masochist.

that new girl, lyba, looks like a cactus fucker!

by kanxbsnkalka July 27, 2017

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Cactus Gang

Cactus gang is the best and most sexiest gang on the planet... we much on dem juicy cactuses all day long and shove them up our asses all night long... if you are looking for a gang this is the one to be in.

"Hey Jim!, are you in the Cactus Gang yet?"

by Snufelz ;) August 19, 2018

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž