Lou can I give you a blowjob

Sentence said by Harry Styles which was directed to his band mate and soulmate Louis Tomlinson while Niall Horan was being interviewed in the same room.

“Lou can I give you a blowjob”
“I’d love to if you just wait”

You can go jack off with that knowledge

What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.

A: Eminem's white.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Tupac's dead.

B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.

B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Jessica alba is hot.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

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if you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle

When you make a girl laugh all the time and you think shes hot

“Bro, you made her laugh”
“So what?”
“Its known that, If you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle”

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So you think you can rape?

A TV show in which convicted rapists are entered into a Big Brother style house. The ultimate goal of the show is to find the best rapist of those interred. They would have weekly competitions such as Most Violent Rapist, Quickest Rapist, Most Loving Rapist, highest amount of 'I'm sorry's' post coitus etc. the winner would be the publics most favoured Rapist. The prize being facial reconstruction and a new identity.

Matty J: Hey Deano, who's your favourite on this awesome show 'So you think you can Rape?'

Deano: Well I was gunning for Fritzl but the new guy Castro has swung it for me!

Matty J: Gaylord!

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The worst thing you can call someone

If target is male: baby dick
If target is female: (there are far too many insults that can send any member of the female gender into wild fenzy of violent rage)

You: Hey there, friend of bob, I mean "baby dick".
Me: YOU BASTARD!!!!! (walks away in shame)

Me: Hey there, (random female).
Female: (ignores and walks way, usually finding someone more attractive)

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The worst thing you can call someone

10.A Piece of Dirt
9. A Libertarian
8. A Republican
7. A Faggot/ A Dyke
6. A Waste of Human Tissue
5. A Nazi
4. A Frenchman
3. A Shit Stain
2. A Cunt
1. A DIEGO

Diego is the worse thing you can call someone. It'll make your target cry.

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Grab ass as hard as you can september

You have to grab as many girls ass as hard as you can in september.

you have to "Grab ass as hard as you can september"