one who is down on all 4's scanning the carpet for methamphetamine. (or drugs of the sort)
you walk into a room and see somone picking through the carpet, they are going carpet commando.
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The classrooms in high school that have carpets. These classrooms are inhabited only by retarded kids because they are at a higher risk of falling and hurting themselves on hard floors!
Dan is so stupid they are gonna put him in the carpet classrooms!
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Hair that is so matted down with hair products and teasing that it now resembles a carpet.
Ex. Scene kids, porn stars.
1: Ew do you see that girls hair?
2: Yeah, she totally had carpet hair, she should wash that shit.
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A highly illusive yet abundant species of toad. Greasy foods and beer seem to attract the carpet toad. Although many people have claimed to have been close enough to even feel the carpet toad run right next to them, experts have yet to capture one for scientific study or photography. There have been numerous reports that when startled, they will emit an unpleasant odor and rippling sound very similar to the barking spider. Some experts have theorized that due to the different odors and sound variations that there may be different breeds of carpet toads. Most experts agree that it is closely related to the Brown Spitting Toad.
Bill: Dude, did you fart?
Bob: No, must have been those carpet toads again.
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The huge amount of hair on a men's chest.
E:Oh,my god there's hair coming out of Bart's shirt.
M: OH...yeah that's his chest carpet didn't you know?
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Hannah's carpet is the most amazing carpet that has ever existed. When you go over to her house, you just end up lying on her carpet instead of sitting on her amazingly comfortable and fancy couches.
It is soft and plush and fluffy and Hannah herself doesn't realise just what is so attractive about Hannah's carpet.
"Hey guys, take a seat on the couch" -Hannah
"I would rather lie on your carpet. I mean, it's not that often that you get a chance to lie down on Hannah's carpet" - friend
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A female sporting large & hairy outer labia puts that labia on ones face, often a in a prank like manner. Carpet bagging is similar to the male act of tea bagging.
Jeff refused to kiss Jill before fisting her, later that night she ambushed him with a suffocating act of carpet bagging. Jill got her revenge!
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