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One of most overrated novels of all time. Basically about some faggot named Holden and his physicadellic adventures, that eventually lead to him going crazy.
Only Emos and people with menatl disorders like The Catcher in the Rye
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A book of, by, and for phonies!
Friend 1: Holden, you are a phony.
Friend 2: Who's Holden? Let me beat my son.
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The guy in a fight takes all the punches. A bad fighters that always looses.
spectator: That guy was a real catchers mitt. Did he even get a punch in?
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a person who lies in a usual kind of state.. like a person who would lie in everything that has to do with anything.
Tom: man what was up with that dude he was lieng like hell bruv.
Jack: yeah man that dude was a missle catcher for sure.
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Someone who goes to ever socially organized event possible even tho they might not be welcome there. Originated among the lumberjacks when they'd cut down a tree the person who watch the tree fall and took the credit for cutting it down.
Just cause they invited you doesn't mean that you have to go you god damn tree catcher.
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Masturbating with one hand, you ready the other hand in the air. Just before release, aim your cannon at an angle up, and when you finish, catch the semen with your hand-in-waiting. Then, tell your friends that you caught a fly. When they ask to see it, slap them, and run.
Tony: Hey, Josh, I caught a fly!
Josh: Can I see it?
Tony: Yeah... (smack) HA, you got smacked by semen! It's the FLY-CATCHER!!!!!
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A Dog Catcher is someone who attracts and is attracted to women of a homely nature. Usually these women (also referred to as 'dogs') are quite desperate for any attention from the opposite sex.
These dogs have a tendency to congregate around the dog catcher in the form of packs, with each pack having a Alpha Dog. The Alpha Dog is usually a female with whom the dog catcher has had a serious relationship with, while the pack consists of his various one-night stands.
You can distinguish the pack leader by her boisterous, dominant personality, and her protective nature towards the catcher, and of course her hideous looks.
The pack on the other hand can be identified as several small clusters of unseemly girls huddled in close proximity to the catcher. The members of the pack will not openly flirt with or even talk to the catcher if others are around because of fear that they might be publicly rejected.
There is little that a non-professional can do to help these individuals as they are very set in their ways. It is commonly said that after a year or two, the average Dog Catcher is so set in his ways that he will continue to chase after and catch 'dogs' for the rest of his miserable life.
Mark: Yo man my date for the dance tonight canceled on me last minute! What am I going to do
Eric: Let me call up Name Censored for Privacy, he always has desperate girls with him.
Mark: Bro Im not bringing one of Name Censored for Privacy Dog's to the dance!
Eric: Yeah ill agree he is quite a dog catcher.
Mark: Think we should get him qualified medical treatment for his dangerous condition?
Eric: Nah its more fun to watch him this way =
Mark: Your cruel bro!
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