caught with his hand in the cookie jar

Seen by somebody while trying to take a thing that he/she was not entitled to.

"Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".

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45 caught 34 / 4-4-2023

45 caught 34 / 4-4-2023 — a slogan to commemorate the day and the reason Donald J. Trump was arrested and charged with 34 felonies.

Where where you when 45 caught 34 / 4-4-2023?

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Caught with your hand in the nookie jar

When you are fingering a girl and someone walks in on you.

Friend: "Dude I can't believe you got caught with your hand in the nookie jar! Your girlfriend must be so embarrased...and your mom lol."

You:(Face Palm)

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wow-i'd-love-to-be-caught-up-in-those

The feeling that one has when they see something so attractive that it takes courage to look directly upon or in to, knowing that once you do, you won't escape... yet you won't have a problem with that.

See "Ashley Burger"

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rather get caught with it than without it

Getting caught "with it" means that you are prepared and ready to bear arms if faced with a lethal encounter.

Cameron: Uhhh I am an idiot and I am gay and I don't stay strapped
Tom: rather get caught with it than without it
Tom: bang* bang* bang*
Me af: Lmao Cameron is dead LOL

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Got his tit caught in a ringer

When you find yourself in a tricky or difficult situation, especially as a result of your arrogance.

Donald Trump isn't going to be able to pay off his $300 million loan because he didn't make any money on his project. He really he got his tit caught in a ringer.

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oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.

B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg

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