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When a woman uses multiple dating apps and is quick to push a date, typically just to get free food. Similar to women jokingly asking, "So how do I know you're not a Serial killer?"
-- She says, "Hey, let's skip the small talk, and why do you take me out to dinner?" ... -- "Well... how do I know you're not a Cereal eater?
A sugary cereal that your parents didn’t let you eat during the week and was reserved for Shabbos morning.
Yossi went shopping with his mother at Seven Mile Market on Thursday to chose Fruity Pebbles as his Shabbos cereal.
A person who will do anything for cereal
Abby can be a cereal hoe sometimes
Don't say that Ryanne she's getting help
An addiction to breakfast cereal(s) regardless of the location or time of day.
I love to eat breaksfast at any time of the day, I have a cereal addiction.
A sick asshole, take for example: this fucker down at the cafe who knocked over MY cereal! Can you believe that? I mean, really. Is it a good story? I've been doing this same shit all day.
Guy 1: Hey, du' this ho knocked ova' mu siri owl. I'm gonna' kiw dat' cereal killer
Guy 2: O' riley?
Guy 1: I know you, you're the one that did it, fucktard!
Guy 2 Is stabbed multiple times in the heart. Cops come.
Cop: This guy was black, fuck it. We'll just say he committed suicide.
1) Someone who kills others using breakfast cereal, or someone who goes to the store and kills cereal.
2) Someone who turns delicious Froot Loops and turns them into nasty cornflakes, or even putting juice rather than milk into another man's cereal and giving it to them.
3) Someone who eats cereal with juice instead of milk.
HE TOOK MY FROOT LOOPS AND SHOT THEM!! Now they have turned to CHEERIOS?? WHAT A Cereal Killer.
Ok, well Cheerios are ok. They are still good. I will still eat them.
NOT ANYMORE! HE BURNT THEM AND NOW THEY ARE Flaming Hot Cheetios!! GROSS!!