Mary Jane Champagne

Someone who is both drunk and high.

"That girl is sooo Mary Jane Champagne."

Isle of Wight Champagne

Cider on the Island is commonly referred to as 'I.O.W Champagne' by under-aged drinkers.

Woah! We went out last night and polished off 6 litres of Isle Of Wight Champagne' between the two of us!

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champagne poetry

So basically it’s when someone reads poetry but they also are drinking champagne so it’s champagne poetry

Hey would u be down to read some champagne poetry with me

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Pink lipped champagne

The act of drinking champagne out of a woman's pussy.

I inserted a champagne bottle in her pussy, shook the bottle, then drank the champagne that dripped out of her pussy.
Her pussy was so wet, and pink that it was so sweet to taste the pink lipped champagne.

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Champagne Jig-Jig

1.When intoxicated, the Jig-Jig means to to move or bob up and down jerkily and rapidly.
2.When intoxicated, any object that bothers you immediately followed by the word “bitches.”
Alternative Definition #1: A Gray 2001 Pontiac Grand Prix with Tan leather interior.

1.(Country music unexpectedly plays in a dace mix) "Champagne Jig Jig"
2.(you stub your toe on a chair, directed toward the chair) "Champagne jig jig bitches!"
3. "Come check out steves new 01' Champagne jig jig!

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champagne for our real friends

Here's to champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends!
- Old Irish Toast

Here's to champagne for our real friends!

San Diego Champagne Suprise

The act of occluding the tip of ones penis with your thumb when you ejaculate at last minute, in the same manner you would if covering the end of champaign bottle or garden hose. Thus spraying the female/male recipient in the face with an unexpected, unpredictable goo splatter.

I spiced things up a little bit last night and gave Lisa the San Diego Champagne Suprise when I came on her face. She didn't see it coming.