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Old ripped underwear that you pack for a vacation trip then discard after wearing so you have less dirty laudry to pack for the trip home.
Julie: Why are you packing those ratty old briefs?
Augie: Think of them as disposable shorts, or last chance undies.
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Another VH1 reality series, staring two brothers and I love New york rejects trying to find love by dating 10 women at once. In the end one doesnt pick any girl at all and the other picks a whimp
"Hey did you watch Real Chance of Love last night?"
"Nah man, I have a life"
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(n.) A situation where an idea or thing has very little probability of existing or continuing to exist. In the same vein as "a snowball's chance in Hell," except less dependent on Christian ideologies.
Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.
Your new newsblog doesn't have a fart's chance in a windtunnel unless you plagiarize the shit out of other more prominent newsblogs.
Something nobody else gives you.
The dork girl from out of town tried to offer a lot of people something that was never hers to offer, one last chance to remain in their homes in their town.
A group of diverse people who tend to love backwoods rockin' country music...They assemble in all ages and become one attracted to great people, presence and large rowdy campfires!! You can tell the road they took by the mud on Thier truck.
"These Northwest folk's are the Greatest!"
Last Chance Band
An Orono High School dance. Guys are grinding on girls , people are getting high in the back , and everyone is vaping in the middle !
I got {high as fuck} at first chance dance last night
The chance a snowman has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell.
An issue or person doesn't have a snowman's chance in hell of being accepted by a certain process, as consistently proven by past experience; there's no need to run that snowman through the entire process...again.
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